The Players
in this Theatre of the Absurd
in this Theatre of the Absurd
DJT: "I had such a good life, partied all the time... before I ran for office."
Kamala: "I am unburdened ...by Joe, and that's all that matters now."
DJT: "Me, on Epstein’s jet? How many times did you say? I can't recall."
Kamala: "Frack, Don’t Frack, Frick Frack. That rhymes!"
DJT: "Where’s my truck? If I only had a truck I would get the hell out of here."
Kamala: "Psst. Don't tell anyone we are both Freemasons." [Makes the V signal].
DJT: "I wish I were back in my penthouse on floor #66 near my statue of Apollo."
Kamala: "Women need the right to kill their babies up to the time of birth. It's a RIGHT."
DJT: "I’m an “outsider” with access to Rockefeller and the President of China!"
Kamala: "I will not attend the Al Smith Dinner. I am a monotheist worshipping Baphomet only."
DJT: "It was a modeling agency, not an escort service. How many times do I have to correct you?"
Kamala: "I set criminals free and prosecuted the police. Did I get that wrong?"
DJT: "I had multiple foreign wives, like King of Solomon, and I discarded each in succession too."
Kamala: "Did I know what Epstein was up to?" [smirk]
DJT: "Did I know what Epstein was up to?" [smirk]
Kamala: "Did I know what Diddy was up to?" [smirk]
DJT: "Did I know what Diddy was up to?" [smirk]
Kamala: "Sure Montel presided over business meetings in his underwear; doesn’t everyone?"
DJT: "Don’t religion and nudity mix? I wanted Marla in the nude for a book on the Kabbalah."
Kamala: "I am whatever race you need to be. I even wear blackface at election time."
DJT: "My last name is really Drumpf and I admire Hitler."
Kamala: "I am looking to hire: Are you someone with trans experience?"
DJT: "Not you, not you, definitely not you. YOU are not my type."
Kamala: "Have you seen my coconut tree? I've looked everywhere for it, even on the border."
DJT: "I made the hook and horns. I read you the snake story. For heaven's sake, figure it out!"
Mrs. Ferreri with an off-stage megaphone: "What about the 800,000 children that go missing every year in the USA?"
Kamala: Not my top priority.
DJT: Is it safe to talk about the CIA now?
Kamala: "I am unburdened ...by Joe, and that's all that matters now."
DJT: "Me, on Epstein’s jet? How many times did you say? I can't recall."
Kamala: "Frack, Don’t Frack, Frick Frack. That rhymes!"
DJT: "Where’s my truck? If I only had a truck I would get the hell out of here."
Kamala: "Psst. Don't tell anyone we are both Freemasons." [Makes the V signal].
DJT: "I wish I were back in my penthouse on floor #66 near my statue of Apollo."
Kamala: "Women need the right to kill their babies up to the time of birth. It's a RIGHT."
DJT: "I’m an “outsider” with access to Rockefeller and the President of China!"
Kamala: "I will not attend the Al Smith Dinner. I am a monotheist worshipping Baphomet only."
DJT: "It was a modeling agency, not an escort service. How many times do I have to correct you?"
Kamala: "I set criminals free and prosecuted the police. Did I get that wrong?"
DJT: "I had multiple foreign wives, like King of Solomon, and I discarded each in succession too."
Kamala: "Did I know what Epstein was up to?" [smirk]
DJT: "Did I know what Epstein was up to?" [smirk]
Kamala: "Did I know what Diddy was up to?" [smirk]
DJT: "Did I know what Diddy was up to?" [smirk]
Kamala: "Sure Montel presided over business meetings in his underwear; doesn’t everyone?"
DJT: "Don’t religion and nudity mix? I wanted Marla in the nude for a book on the Kabbalah."
Kamala: "I am whatever race you need to be. I even wear blackface at election time."
DJT: "My last name is really Drumpf and I admire Hitler."
Kamala: "I am looking to hire: Are you someone with trans experience?"
DJT: "Not you, not you, definitely not you. YOU are not my type."
Kamala: "Have you seen my coconut tree? I've looked everywhere for it, even on the border."
DJT: "I made the hook and horns. I read you the snake story. For heaven's sake, figure it out!"
Mrs. Ferreri with an off-stage megaphone: "What about the 800,000 children that go missing every year in the USA?"
Kamala: Not my top priority.
DJT: Is it safe to talk about the CIA now?