"You'd Better watch KLAUS"
​[Sung to "Santa Klaus is Coming to Town]
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Verse One: 
You’d better watch Klaus
He sure is a louse…
The forum’s found ways
to snap up your house…
 
Send his “city planners”
some coal.

 Verse Two:
Reject his whole plan,
to “hack” and make “trans”
Send packing his bugs,
his roaches and slugs
 
Send "genomics" co-horts
some coal.

Chorus:
He mocks your very in-te-llect
With vaccines and the chip
This Nazi wants to be like God
He’s a farce with accent thick!
 
 Verse Three:
You’d better watch Klaus
His pack stinks like carp…
And climate change “gifts”
From Dew, CERN and HAARP
 
Send all those in DARPA
some coal.

 Verse Four:
Their “energy plan”
Will take what it can
Your stove and your car
Your meat, your cigar 

Send the Club of Rome
LOTS of coal.
 
Chorus:
He mocks your very in-te-llect
With vaccines and the chip
The Nazi wants to be like God
He’s a farce with accent thick! 

Verse Five: 
The plan to kill off
So robots do work
...and those who remain
CYBERCODE... like a jerk
 
Send the glo-ba-lists TONS of coal.
 
Verse Six:
I've warned, you've better watch out!
Their plan’s BLACK as soot!
Stay strong, free, and sharp!
Don’t be pussyfoot!

[Sing FORTISSIMO]
Do not Heil to Klaus Schwab!
Do not o-bey mandates!
Do not buy his “reset” from HELL!