Sung to "All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth"...

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All I want for Christmas is for Biden to resign
Biden to resign, Biden to resign
Gee, if only Biden and Kamala would resign…
Then I could wish you Merry Christmas.
 
It seems so long since I could say,
“Fill her up at one buck eighty-seven…”
Gosh, oh gee, happy I’d be…
If not in Ar-ma-geddon!
 
All I want for Christmas is for Biden to resign
Biden to resign, Biden to resign
Gee,  if only Biden AND Kamala would resign…
Then I could wish you Merry Christmas.

It seems so long since I could say,
“Gender comes in two, just male or female…
Gosh, oh gee, how happy I’d be
If this year weren’t so “pass-fail”…
 
All I want for Christmas is for Biden to resign
Biden to resign, Biden to resign
Gee, if only A-O-C would stop her endless whine…
Then I could wish you Merry Christmas.
 
[There’s always that final verse that demands to be sung…]

Let him take the Fauci, while he’s packing up to go…
Give him lots of coal, and dried out mistletoe!
We are so excited by the prospect of him gone…
Then we can finally meet for Christmas!